I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Unisex T-Shirt speak truth to power "Closed minds stop thought crimes

"Closed minds stop thought crimes

32 singles tight weave for extreme softness

Warning: Belief in politicians has been shown to cause serious harm to human beings and destruction of private property

Written in bacon script

I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Unisex T-Shirt speak truth to power "Closed minds stop thought crimesYou sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since you were a boy you dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on foreigners. People told you that a person being a helicopter is impossible but you didn't care, you're beautiful. Strike back against the heliphobes and haters with this super soft, baby knit t shirt that looks great on men, women, transgendered, helicopters, and even our fixed winged brothers and sisters.